The Last House on Cemetery Lane

There's a lot of talking in The Last House on Cemetery Lane. There’s more of it than anything else. The film tries to suggest that there's something more to it, that it can stand on a relational basis, but in reality, it doesn't confirm this because the presented romance simply isn't strong or good enough to captivate you and guide you through an otherwise dull horror that truly doesn't scare anyone. (2017.02.02)