Don't Go Near the Park

This notorious sickie - here presented in its U.S. theatrical cut with all the gore intact - centers on two prehistoric cult members who abuse the secret of eternal youth...by cannibalizing children of their own circle! When their lurid exploits are discovered by the tribal Queen, they are damned to an eternity of old age, from which only random acts of gutmunching can being the fleeting appearances of youth. Flash-forward to early 1980s Los Angeles, where the two lurk in a sprawling park, lying in wait to commit the ultimate atrocity and recapture youth: the sacrifice of a 16-year-old virgin, who happens to be of their own flesh and blood! (forgalmazó hivatalos szövege)