The Chosen One

Lou Hanske s having a hell of a day -- he's lost his job, totaled his car, been attacked by a bear and dumped by his girlfriend Rachel (Laura Prepon). Just when it seems like life can't get any worse, an eccentric church informs Lou that he's The Chosen One the savior from prophecy who must travel to Kansas and deliver the world into a new age. So, together with his cranky old roommate Zeb (Chris Sarandon), his hot co-worker Donna (Danielle Fishel) and Lucifer himself (Tim Curry), Lou must overcome Ninjas, Thugs, Femme Fatales (Traci Lords), Religious Zealots (Lance Henriksen), Giant Monsters and a Posse of Kung Fu Robots to get the girl and... SAVE THE WORLD! (forgalmazó hivatalos szövege)